Durden Get it

Reads the room. Tells you the move.

Durden sits on top of WhatsApp, Instagram, Tinder, Hinge and Snap. Tell it what you want with her — out loud, in five seconds — and it reads the whole thread, works out where this is going, and gives you one message, the moment to send it, and why.

Android 11+ · sideloaded on purpose · ten moves free, no card · 18+

E
Emma
online
haha okay you win this one
I always win. It's a problem
confident. where does that come from
you'll have to prove it at some point
First date this weekendSTAGE 4
She's testing you. Don't explain yourself.
THE MOVE
“Prove it? Bold ask from someone who just lost.”
Not now — wait about 40 min

How it works

Voice in. One move out.

Three steps, about eight seconds. You never leave the conversation.

01 — VOICE

Say what you want.

Hold the bubble and talk. Presets are there if your hands are busy, but talking is faster and Durden takes the constraints too.

“get us to a date this weekend, keep it playful”
02 — READ

It reads the thread.

The whole conversation, not a screenshot. Plus what it remembers about her: how fast she answers, what she said about her week, the joke from day four, and the thing she hates being called.

latency 8 min ↑ · effort above yours ↑ · stage: qualify
03 — MOVE

You get the move.

One message in your own voice, when to send it, and one line on why. Two alternatives sit underneath if you disagree. Nothing gets sent unless you send it.

“Prove it? Bold ask from someone who just lost.”

Versus screenshot apps

Those apps guess. This one knows.

Screenshot apps

You leave the chat, screenshot it, crop it, upload it, wait.

Durden

You stay in the chat. Hold the bubble, talk, paste.

Screenshot apps

See the last four messages. No memory, no history, no idea who she is.

Durden

Reads the whole thread and remembers her between conversations.

Screenshot apps

Three interchangeable replies. You still do the deciding.

Durden

One move, a stage, and the time to send it. It has an opinion.

Pricing

Pick your appetite.

Every tier gets every mode. Cancel whenever. One key, one phone.

Unlimited Pro€79.99/mo
Everything, plus Auto
  • Unlimited moves, no counter
  • Auto send — it picks the moment and sends it
  • LIVE coach during calls
  • Priority model, first in the queue
Get Unlimited Pro
Unlimited€49.99/mo
No counting
  • 300 moves a month, fair use
  • LIVE coach during calls
  • Full memory on every contact
Get Unlimited
Plus€29.99/mo
For someone actually dating
  • 133 moves a month
  • LIVE coach during calls
  • Full memory on every contact
Get Plus
Standard€19.99/mo
Enough to see if this works
  • 83 moves a month
  • Full memory on every contact
Get Standard

Not sure? Start with ten moves free — no card, nothing renews.
Running low mid-month: top up 25 moves for €5.99 in the app.

Install

Four steps. About three minutes.

durden-1.0.0.apk
43.4 MB · Android 11+ · arm64, armeabi-v7a, x86
Download the APK

SHA-256 80b7116e4fe576bf1dbaabf9112d3e7e9ebd14ed8d0eea1bfef0124d42308a36
Served over HTTPS from durden.ai

Not on the Play Store, and it can't be: the overlay that reads your chat is against store rules. So it comes straight from us.

  1. Download and allow the install

    Android will say it doesn't usually allow installs from here. Tap Settings, switch it on, come back. It shows that for anything outside the Play Store.

  2. Let it draw over your apps

    That's the bubble itself. Without it there is no Durden.

  3. Turn on Accessibility

    This is how it reads the conversation on screen. If the switch is greyed out: App info → ⋮ top right → Allow restricted settings, then come back.

  4. Open a chat and hold the bubble

    Tell it what you want with her. That's the whole workflow, over whatever app you're in.

About that "install unknown apps" warning

Android shows it for every app installed outside the Play Store — it's boilerplate, not a virus scan result. What you can check instead: the SHA-256 above, and the HTTPS certificate on this domain.